button, or cry again later.
If you typed the page address in the
Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly, because we have
to assume you are a complete idiot.
To check your connection settings, click
the Tools menu, and then click Memory Options. On
the Advanced tab, click Settings. On the settings
menu, see if there is a spot where you can delete your entire
file store. If your Network Administrator has enabled it,
Microshaft Widows can examine your network and automatically
recognize that you are retarded. If you would like Widows to
try and knock some sense into you,
I'm Really Stupid.
Some sites require 128-bit connection
security, or if you have AOL, you should just
give up now. Click the Help menu and then click About
Internut Exploder to determine what strength alcohol you should
If you are trying to reach a real
site, make sure your Security settings are set to accept the droll
dry humor of someone with way too much time on their hands. Click
the Fools menu, and then click Dumbass
Options. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the drive-thru
section and check settings for Big Mac, Large Fries, and Small
Coke, or click the
button and have another drink.