Games are for entertainment purposes only. Game content is beyond my control. If you find offensive or illegal content, please email me and I will have my crack team of lawyers form a committee and look into it immediately.

  I am not responsible for you getting fired from your job for playing games when you should be working.

  I am not responsible for injury or illness occurred while playing the games.

  I am not responsible for turning kids into stupid gaming zombies when they should be doing their homework.

  I am not responsible for crimes committed by people imitating the games.

  I am not responsible for the above disclaimer.

  I am not responsible for disclaiming responsibility.